July 09, 2007

Metallica: Terrorist threat?

Metallica singer James Hetfield was investigated by UK airport officials who believed he was a terrorist this week, it has been claimed. The star was barred entry to Luton airport on Thursday and questioned by staff who were concerned about his appearance. Fears that Hetfield might be involved in terrorism were apparently founded on his "Taliban-like beard", according to The Times.  (Actually, I think it's because of his crappy music.)

He was allowed to leave the airport after a brief interrogation, when he persuaded officials that he was a rock star. (How did he do that, open his luggage and show them his stash of booze and drugs? Oh wait, he's supposed to be sober now. I guess he just acted like a prima donna and started whining.)

Which one is OBL?

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